Book Three — Bella
We get to head back to Bella’s point of view now for the rest of the book. Oh joy. We’re exceedingly confused as to why the Jacob narration was only allotted 8 chapters. Seems pretty dumb and random. But we’ve stopped asking questions by this point.
Preface
Dreams, dreams and more dreams about the Volturi and how Bella will become a badass and fight everyone because she likes blood now. Or maybe it’s reality and we’re in store for another “epic” vampy battle? Oh boy. Look at this excitement.
Oh, and by the way — we’re going back to using the real chapter titles now. They’ve gone back to one word at a time instead of wildly long run-on sentences.
Go to Chapter 19.
Dazzle Me This, Mr. Vampire 
[…] We know, we know. Just after ‘Fetus Explosion’ we did not think we could take another terrible turn in this book either, but here we find ourselves in a creep Bosch-like hell. Feel free to read the preface, here. […]