Dazzle Me This, Mr. Vampire
torturous forays into the world of "Twilight"
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- Welcome to Anti-Forks
- Why You Hate Us
- The Latest
- We Wanna Know
- Twilight
- 1. First Sight
- 2.Open Book
- 3. Phenomenon
- 4. Invitations
- 5. Blood Type
- 6. Scary Stories
- 7. Nightmare
- 8. Port Angeles
- 9. Theory
- 10. Interrogations
- 11. Complications
- 12. Balancing
- 13. Confessions
- 14. Mind Over Matter
- 15. The Cullens
- 16. Carlisle
- 17. The Game
- 18. The Hunt
- 19. Goodbyes
- 20. Impatience
- 21. Phone Call
- 22. Hide and Seek
- 23. The Angel
- 24. An Impasse
- Epilogue: An Occasion
- New Moon
- 1. Party
- 2. Stitches
- 3. The End
- Interlude: Our Favorite
- 4. Waking Up
- 5. Cheater
- 6. Friends
- 7. Repetition
- 8. Adrenaline
- 9. Third Wheel
- 10. The Meadow
- 11. Cult
- 12. Intruder
- 13. Killer
- 14. Family
- 15. Pressure
- 16. Paris
- 17. Visitor
- 18. The Funeral
- 19. Hate
- 20. Volterra
- 21. Verdict
- 22. Flight
- 23. The Truth
- 24. Vote
- Epilogue: Treaty
- Eclipse
- 1. Ultimatum
- 2. Evasion
- 3. Motives
- 4. Nature
- 5. Imprint
- 6. Switzerland
- 7. Unhappy Ending
- 8. Temper
- 9. Target
- 10. Scent
- 11. Legends
- 12. Time
- 13. Newborn
- 14. Declaration
- 15. Wager
- 16. Epoch
- 17. Alliance
- 18. Instruction
- 19. Selfish
- 20. Compromise
- 21. Trails
- 22. Fire and Ice
- 23. Monster
- 24. Snap Decision
- 25. Mirror
- 26. Ethics
- 27. Needs
- Epilogue: Choice
- Breaking Dawn
- 1. Engaged
- 2. Long Night
- 3. Big Day
- 4. Gesture
- 5. Isle Esme
- 6. Distractions
- 7. Unexpected
- Book Two — Jacob
- 8. Dead Yet?
- 9. Obvi
- 10. Idiot
- 11. I Don’t WANNA
- 12. Um, Duh
- 13. Gross
- 14. Useless
- 15. Fetus Explosion Countdown
- 16. TMI
- 17. Toto’s a Whore
- 18. WTF? (or Fetus Explosion)
- Book Three — Bella
- 19. Burning
- 20. New
- 21. First Hunt
- 22. Promised
- 23. Memories
- 24. Surprise
- 25. Favor
- 26. Shiny
- 27. Travel Plans
- 28. The Future
- 29. Defection
- 30. Irresistible
- 31. Talented
- 32. Company
- 33. Forgery
- 34. Declared
- 35. Deadline
- 36. Bloodlust
- 37. Contrivances
- 38. Power
- 39. The Happily Ever After
- The Movies
- The Worst Merchandise
- Torturous Tidbits
- For Further Reading
- Contact Us
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Our Vampy Tweets
- WE'RE DONE! FINALLY! Last chapter of Breaking Dawn is up. http://wp.me/Py5kV-mv 2 years ago
- We're going to see Eclipse today. ... Wish us luck. 2 years ago
- New updates for you at last! New chapters and other goodies, too. http://vampychronicles.wordpress.com/the-latest/ 2 years ago
- Whoops! Forgot to tell you that Chapter 36 is up! http://wp.me/Py5kV-lW 3 years ago
- Go check out Chapter 35, which is posted now! http://wp.me/Py5kV-lH 3 years ago
Dazzle Me This – Updates
- ‘Eclipse’ movie review is up! July 29, 2010
- THE END! FINALLY! July 20, 2010
- Some updates, just for you. July 1, 2010
- We’re BACK! June 23, 2010
- New chapter and new SMeyer ‘novella.’ June 8, 2010
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